A Guy’s Favorite Toy

A few years ago, I was asked if I ever had or whether I still have a favorite toy. Below is the humorous yet completely serious answer I first tweeted then posted to my Facebook page:

My response to the question tickled some people but it offended others. I think it’s sad that the latter bunch, in their prudish mindset, either can’t or won’t appreciate adult humor. Naturally, I give neither a flying nor grounded fuck about the latter.

Now, you might ask, “RobFather, exactly why is your penis/dick/cock/schlong/jawn your favorite toy?” Here’s the simple “grown ‘n sexy” answer:
My dick is the only “toy” that has been with me and faithful to me all my life! More than five decades ago, I discovered the awesome, wonderfully powerful pleasure that it gives. Several years later, I would use my “toy” to extend that same pleasure to others. (I’ve never received a complaint!) One of my first male fuck-buddies loved my toy so much, he gave it a name! I’m just happy that there are still a few men and women who express interest in me to want to mutually engage in the pleasure that my favorite toy gives! Sweeet!

I have every intention to continue giving my favorite toy the best possible love, attention, care, and respect that any responsible and appreciative dick-owner can and should give.

CHECK IT: People should not ask me questions to which they aren’t sure they’d want the true, frank, and sometimes expletive-laden and/or [sexually] explicit answers. I’m just sayin’. //⚤//

– RobFather